Obama - Only 3 Problems Left

As you turn on the news night after night you will see President Nero, VP Pinocchio or one of the other wooden heads in the Administration repeating the same mantra.  It seems like there are only three problems that need to be solved before they can finally implement "The Change We Can Believe In".

The first problem is that darned ole George Bush.  It seems that they are still running in to road bombs that he created that were planted in such hidden places that they can't find them until they have a problem.  Once they have a problem then its obvious that BUSH DID IT!

The second problem is the IGNORANT, BIBLE TOTING, BEER DRINKING VOTERS who just don't know what is good for them.  Thank Gawd they have the Leaders who are willin to make all of the decisions for them, regardless of what they say in those nasty polls, referendums and evil TEA PARTIES.  Yep it's just great the way our Administrators and Judges are Bold enough to IGNORE THE CONSTITUTION to do what is best for us Dummies.

And the 3rd and nastiest problem is that dreaded "PARTY OF NO".  I mean who do they think they are challenging our Dear Leader?  Just because they have town hall meetings and actually listen to the voters gives them no excuses for votin NO when the Dear Leader tells us than "once he gets these bills passed" then every one will see the light (Alleluia!) and realize what is good for them.  Meanwhile that other despicable party keeps votin NO on issues that are critical to the success of the Social Revolution.  They are Voting No to things like:

1. Deficit Spending
2. Earmarks for Friends of Barry
3. Health care that no one still understands but will definitely increase the deficit and give the 159 new government agencies control over all aspects of our care.
4. A nice clean WAR in a rock ridden, dust choking, poppy growing, politically impossible land that no one cares about
5. The Government Bureaucracy dragging its feet on cleaning up the Gulf Oil Spill
6. Putting a ban on drilling that will cost 100,000 jobs
7. Increasing taxes on everyone; yes even those who make less than $200,000 and would in normal circumstances be creating jobs
8. Administrators claiming every day that the Stimulus has worked and the economy is much better (In Washington, DC)
9. An Administration that refuses to enforce border security and prevent illegal aliens and terrorists from pouring over our borders and threatening  our Law Enforcement Officials
10. An Administration that is Suing the States for trying to enforce security

Well I'm sure that come November the Party of No gets what they deserve when all of us ignoramuses go to the Votin Booth!  You Betcha!